*snap* *snap* ewww I look gross. – said everyone…ever
To all you selfie taking junkies I’m sure you can share in the anguish of getting the one picture that looks relatively decent! For me, I have a full blown photo shoot because I am far from photogenic and the flaws outweigh the pros.
When I pick a selfie, it is one of a million I have sifted through millions of contenders who just didn’t make the cut. It’s like the Euromillions, but on my camrea roll. Then you have to ask your friend, “do I look like a horse in this?” Or the typical “do I look like a fatty mcfattison in this?” And even when they tell you they ALL look the same, we still scrutinised every. single. one.
Here is how my selfie shoots go…
TOO MUCH TEETH
ITS OKAY IM A MODEL…joke
HEY where did you go?
TOO MUCH POUT…
WHY DO I LOOK PETRIFIED?!
RETREAT, THAT IS NOT YOUR GOOD SIDE
JUST GIVE UP WOMEN
So, a million, billion, trillion pictures later I am left sitting here eating vanilla ice cream and this whole process is just strenuous. I ENVY all of you who can just snap and be done with it…
Behind every selfie there is Alfie.
But where is Alfie?
I can’t see any Alfies behind your selfies.
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I don’t know where I would go about getting an ‘alfie’
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Soo true girl!! 👌🏻
And ur simply gorgeous 😊
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I’m glad you agree! It is a chore I’m really glad you like my posts and thank you 💗
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You’re most welcome! 🙂
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Easy peasy to do: you can look in the yellow pages for all guys called Alfie, choose one and ask him to pose behind your selfie.
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Got it, it’s on my to do list
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Well your pics are truly awesome as your thoughts and ideas…!!!! You deserve to be a model and i am glad that you are a model… Why don’t you try in Hollywoods…??? I am sure you can be the top actress in the Hollywood industry…!!! You are simply gorgeous… You can control a man’s mind by your sexy looks and killing smiles…!!! You simply rock…!!! Maybe you’re the first one I’ve seen who is much much beautiful and pretty than the other girls…!!! Keep posting such awesome pics and posts…!!!! Well i would like to request you to have a look at my blog… Hope you’ll enjoy reading them…😋😋😊😊👍👍
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You are so kind! Really, I glad you appreciate my posts and find them enjoyable to read. I’ll be more than happy to check out your blog
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