*snap* *snap* ewww I look gross. – said everyone…ever
To all you selfie taking junkies I’m sure you can share in the anguish of getting the one picture that looks relatively decent! For me, I have a full blown photo shoot because I am far from photogenic and the flaws outweigh the pros.
When I pick a selfie, it is one of a million I have sifted through millions of contenders who just didn’t make the cut. It’s like the Euromillions, but on my camrea roll. Then you have to ask your friend, “do I look like a horse in this?” Or the typical “do I look like a fatty mcfattison in this?” And even when they tell you they ALL look the same, we still scrutinised every. single. one.
Here is how my selfie shoots go…
TOO MUCH TEETH
ITS OKAY IM A MODEL…joke
HEY where did you go?
TOO MUCH POUT…
WHY DO I LOOK PETRIFIED?!
RETREAT, THAT IS NOT YOUR GOOD SIDE
JUST GIVE UP WOMEN
So, a million, billion, trillion pictures later I am left sitting here eating vanilla ice cream and this whole process is just strenuous. I ENVY all of you who can just snap and be done with it…